BDSM is Love

meme stolen from pup

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Morning. Now if only Master were a morning person.

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The side closest to the bathroom or the door leading to it. I have terrible night vision and fear stubbing my toe more than anything.

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Chicken

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I had the taxi I was in do that… I was on my way to the hospital where I was diagnosed with salmonella poisoning.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Right

6. Candles or Incense? Both!

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Yes and often people are

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? Yes and loved it.

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Um…. I don’t think so

10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stovetop. The microwave is for warming water for hot chocolate and little else.

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car.

12. Shower or bath? Shower, but all I have is a bath….

13. Do you pee in the shower? No

15. Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese.

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Agressive.

18. Do you own sex toys? Yep.

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? Corn dogs hands down.

20. Your favorite restaurant? Texas Roadhouse

21. What did you have for lunch today? Tacos

23. When did you last fall down? Luckily I don’t remember.

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead? Yes.

25. Love or Money? Love.

26. Credit Cards or cash? Cash.

27. Has there ever Been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? Yes.

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? Oreos, they taste better in milk.

29. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium rare

30. How do you like your eggs cooked? scrambled or omelette

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? Yes

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Hotel

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? Surgery. I hate mouth pain.

34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? Yes

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD? Lice.

36) Whats your favorite hard candy? Old Fashioned ribbon candy at Christmas!

37) Ever been to a strip club? No

38) Ever been to a bar? Yes.

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No

41) Kissed someone of the same sex? No

43) Had sex in the car? Yes

44) Had sex at the beach? Yes

45) Had sex in a movie theater? Gave a hand job

46) Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.

48) Have you ever been in an “adult” store? Yes.

51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? No

52) Have you been caught having sex? Yes

54) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes.

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Yes.